'Filkina' Medal Award (Филькина премия),
December 8, 2024

Our homemade version of the Ig Nobel prize held by the Mathematical Center in Akademgorodok. As the Ig Nobel prize is awarded for trivial research achievements, the 'Filkina' medal is given for presenting the most unscientific application of a scientific work — yours or somebody else's.
The event is a gathering of mathheads limited to
— 100% offline;
— 10–15 minute talks;
— a lot of English.

2024 Program

17:00−17:15
How to braid hair in a braid that no one has ever braided before?
Timur Nasybullov, doctor of science, academician of Russian academy of humor, soul of DMM
If you have long hair, you've probably braided it into a braid. As it turns out, there are many different ways to braid braids on your head, and some of them are so complicated that they are almost impossible to repeat. In the talk, we will discuss how math can help with the tricky business of braiding braids on your head.
17:15–17:30
Garbage Collection in programming languages or how to survive in Zombie Apocalypse
Ivan Ugliansky, VM-engineer in Huawei and zombie expert
What do you imagine when you hear "Garbage Collection"? Something related to the ecology? Garbage truck that lifts container near your house in the morning?

Well, this is definitely not our case: we will discuss automatic memory management in managed programming languages, finding the dead objects on the heap and how all these relates to algorithms on graphs.
17:30–17:45
Analyzing the New Testament Letters of Apostle Paul by reading forward and backwards
Berhane Abebe, smart gentleman from Eritrea
Words have been selected from an infinite lexicon in a similar fashion to infinite
urn scheme models. Based on the number of different words in the forward
and backward directions, two elementary probability models, one for text homogeneity
and the other for text change point detection, were developed.
The Pauline letters of the English Bible were found to be heterogeneous concatenations of two segments using the two recently developed models.
17:45–18:00
Different tips how to make your paleontological work even worse by math
Yury Efremenko, lord of birds and students
Vsevolod Efremenko, expert in ancient forms of life
Mathematician and paleontologist walk into a bar... to write an article! Using brilliant mathematical techniques and excellent paleontological knowledge they received unexpected but definitely true results. One can believe it without any doubt because the results are made with the most strict science — Mathematics.
18:00–18:30
Tea-break
18:30–18:45
What are the pains of the northern excavator?
Yury Anikin, the most analytical analyst of the SB RAS
Modern engineering involves consideration of the social aspects of the designed solutions. How often have you seen a construction machines engineer with a well-developed skill in empathy? Let's explore how AI can help.
18:45–19:00
Using high-load computing clusters to identify the best energy drink
Viktor Panshin, Piktor "samson" Vanshin
A tale of how me and my friends utilized high-load GPU clusters and large (really large) language models to sift through data on energy drinks, aiming to find THE BEST one based on ingredients, effects, and feedback.
19:00–19:15
Advanced Probabilistic and Calculus-Based Strategies for Maximizing Agricultural Yields: A Case Study on Wheat, Carrots, and Potatoes in Block-Based Environments
Luka Nikiforov, master’s student at NSU and avid coffee drinker
This presentation explores the application of probability theory and calculus to optimize agricultural yields, focusing on crops like wheat, carrots, and potatoes. By examining block-based environments, we investigate how timer-driven mechanisms can enhance growth efficiency. Using mathematical models, we compute the optimal parameter and resource management to maximize output and profitability, providing insights with potential applications in innovative agricultural systems.
19:15–19:30
Optimal strategy for Father Christmas
Mariia Tokareva, little engineer who likes aviation
Andrey Gumirov, master’s student at NSU, security specialist and great engineer
Father Christmas faces significant challenges in delivering gifts on New Year's Eve due to heavy air traffic during this bustling time of year. To help him with his workload, we suggest that Father Christmas and his team of elves consider using civil aviation to help with the timely delivery of gifts.

2021 Program

16:5017:00
Conference opening
17:00−17:10
How to escape from police
Daria Lytkina, MCA ROCK STAR and NSU PROFESSOR
Since ancient times, mathematicians have been looking for a universal way to avoid justice. It seemed for a while that the paradox of Achilles and the tortoise would provide such an opportunity. But our continuous reality requires new, more sophisticated solutions.
17:10−17:20
How to keep a child extremely busy with crayons and paper
Marta Fiori Carones, one of top four MCA postdocs
Given a graph, is it possible to colour it with a certain number of colours so that adjacent vertices do not receive the same colour? The graph colourability problem has many applications in daily life. Maybe one further application has been overlooked so far.
17:20−17:30
Cats (not CATS) algorithmic complexity
Sergey Ospichev, cat enthusiast
Recent studies have shown that cats can perform arithmetic operations if they choose to do so. We generalize this result and prove that cats can perform any task available to a modern PC.
17:30−17:40
How to tear off rabbit's ears using differential geometry
Yuri Efremenko, master's student at NSU (beware of fakes, he's a twin!)
While doing my research on computational geometry, I have met the same bunny many-many times in various papers. By the time I got the main result, I has been so tired of this bunny that I decided to put it into the algorithm and see if its ears would be torn off...
17:40−17:50
Flakes: a gate towards other realities?
Alexandre Senninger, PhD student at NSU
Magic does exist, and even can be written by mathematics. Between poetry and philosophy, welcome to the topic which will open new dimensions.
17:50−18:00
Most complicated Lock Pattern
SERGEI SHARKOV, NSU ENGINEERING SCHOOL STUDENT
Many people use Lock Patterns to secure their devices. In this talk we will discuss if the most complicated pattern exists and find all of them.
18:00−18:20
Tea-break
18:20−18:30
Statistical hype at the end of the 20th century
Evgeny Prokopenko, very DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN
We will discuss how to predict the future, to write several books, to become rich and even be invited to the Oprah Winfrey Show.
18:30−18:40
Fractals on my plate
Emiliano Sequeira Manzino, ONE OF TOP FOUR MCA POSTDOCS
Many of us have heard the idea of a fractal related to objects in everyday life, such as some vegetables. In this talk we will see what concepts of metric geometry help us to understand the structure that makes these examples so attractive.
18:40−18:50
On optimal gossiping (literally)
Vsevolod Afanasev, NSU STUDENT, 2021 FILKINA MEDAL AWARD WINNER
For most of us, gossiping is a very frequently performed activity through which we delve into the underworld of interesting things not many would dare say in public. But do we do so in an optimal way?
We will try to bring rigour into gossiping by discussing potential problems a gossiper may encounter and review some ways to solve them.
18:50−19:00
Random walk
Andrey lukYanov, NSU engineering school student, Neo of Probability
The main goal of the talk is presenting the most useful application of probability theory. We research an important modern problem, that is the drunk NSU student problem.
19:00−19:10
How to distribute introverts on Earth?
STEPAN FADEEV, THE LONGER THE DOORBELL RINGS, THE MORE I'M NOT AT HOME
Between 25% and 40% of the world's population are introverts. Introverts feel uncomfortable in the company of people, but they can't survive on their own. What can we do?
19:10−19:20
GPA prediction
Igor Uchanov, NSU ENGINEERING SCHOOL STUDENT, BEER DATA ENJOYER
Have you ever heard about the influence of preferences in alcohol and croaking on grade point average? During the report it will be discussed and not only that.
19:30-19:40
Awarding of the medal and other prizes
Inspiration for our dear speakers
The unexpected math behind Van Gogh's "Starry Night"
The math behind Michael Jordan's legendary hang time
The mathematics of love
Pixar: The math behind the movies
The math behind music and sound synthesis
The beautiful math of coral (and crochet)
Daria Lytkina
Mathematical Center in Akademgorodok
Telegram: https://t.me/darvik314
Email: daria.lytkin@gmail.com
The event is supported by the Mathematical Center in Akademgorodok under the agreement No. 075-15-2022-282 with the Ministry of Science and Higher Education of the Russian Federation.